Frankenstein Monster KitKat
By Marcus on Sunday, December 17 2006, 15:46 - Permalink
In recent years multiple sizes, configurations - Chunky, king size bars, mini bars, bites - and flavours - Orange, Milkshake, triple chocolate, extra-krispy (sounds like KFC?) - have been introduced. So how come the UK, Australia and Japan get all the variety of KitKat species and the new exciting stuff but Canada does not?!!! It is time to create chocolate satisfaction and diversity for Canadians! (and then the world..boo ha ha!)
Note: Click on the first image to start the slide show, then simply click your mouse button to advance to next image.
|Regular KitKat - L 10.9 cm X W 6.5 cm X H 1.0 cm, 70.5 cc, 50 g
Our experiment begins with everyone's favorite chocolate bar, the ordinary KitKat. It is the number one selling chocolate bar in Canada, and number two globally after Mars.
[Note for future project - What if KitKat were to sponsor a future Mars (planet) probe? They could then claim to be the "Number #1 chocolate bar on Mars!" Yeah! Stick it to Mars (the chocolate bar)]
|KitKat Chunky - L 11.3 cm X W 3.0 cm X H 2.2 cm, 74.0 cc, 55.0 g
Kit Kat Chunky has one large finger approximately 2.5 cm wide and was introduced to certain markets in 1999 to resounding success.
|Chunky DNA into KitKat mini
Now the only we to create a super chocolate bar is a bit of mad science in the kitchen! Our objective is to have these little snack KitKat's to not grow into regular KitKat's but into super uber monster KitKat's that will crush competitors.
|It is alive!!!! Alive!!!
You know what they said about the KitKat Chunky? "Walk softly and carry a big stick." Well, why not tread like a jurasic dinosaur through the park and carry 4 big sticks?!
|Frankenstein KitKat - L 11.3 cm X W 12.0 cm X H 2.2 cm, 296 cc, 220 g
Four times the size. Four times the impact. Four times the love! Why would you want blueberry or cappuccino flavour when you can just have more of what you love..that original yummy KitKat taste!
Join my campaign to create, and have Nestlé produce, the Frankenstein KitKat. Nestlé recently released a Chunky Max (72g) bar so the precedent already exists. Go big or go home!
Please visit Nestlé Canada and tell them you want them to create the Frankenstein KitKat as one of their special edition products.
For further information on your favourite chocolate bar please see the KitKat Wikipedia entry.