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Friday, August 10 2007

Put your key in a furry Keyhole ?

Furry Keyhole

The Goof Button found this ad for a fur-lined auto ignition keyhole in an old copy of The New Yorker.

Now! IT CAN HAVE FUR AROUND IT! Tired of groping under a darkened dashboard, trying to find that elusive ignition lock? With this genuine mink keyhole cover, you can find it in a flash, every time! Made from the same precious skins used in $5,000 fur coats... it's sure to dress up the interior of any car. Installs in seconds, no tools required. Rush only $1.00 cash. check or M.O. Money back if not delighted.


Hey, it is dark...and you are trying to jam your key into that small little hole...what could make it easier than feeling around for the hole in the middle of some soft fur...? After all, you don't want to put it in the wrong spot.

Saturday, July 21 2007

eBaby.com - Online baby auctions..uhh..adoptions

eBaby

Most readers have heard of eBay, a popular on-line shopping and auction website. It is an interesting business model. So successful in fact, that the company has been growing into new lines of business, expanding beyond the run of the mill on-line garage (garbage) sale it is well known for. You have to admit, that is had made shopping for Pez dispensers and old comic books really easy. You can even sell your old kettle to someone in Indonesia if you are so inclined.

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Saturday, February 3 2007

Bob Log 111

Bob Log

Bob Log 111 is a one-man trash-blues band. I was introduced to his radical guitar work by my friend Sean at the Dominion last year.

When performing he dresses up in a flight suit sings his songs through a telephone receiver glued inside a motorcycle helmet. He is his own drummer and keeps time with two busy feet, kicking a cymbal and a bass drum and tow-tapping two drum machines.

Bond likes his martinis shaken not stirred. Bob likes his Scotch stirred....with a nipple. Boob Scotch is one of the singles to gain him world wide attention. For two songs, Clap Your Tits and Booby Trap, he is accompanied by a rhythm section of two "professional" ladies smacking their breasts together.

You have to agree with Tim Finn comments on Bob. "If he hired a drummer, ditched his helmet and requested a standard swizzle stick to stir his scotch, Bob Log 111 would still draw an audience. His music is that entertaining."

A performance not to be missed!

Saturday, January 6 2007

Canada's Perfect couple?


www.perfectcouple.ca - oh the irony!

First of why would anyone want to subject themselves to this? Two, how wide from the mark can the title of this page "www.perfectcouple.ca" possibly be? I know the people of Toronto think they are the centre of the universe but if you go through the profiles of the various contestants you wonder what is going on in Mississauga. If this is the best Canada has to offer we had better just give up.

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Wednesday, December 20 2006

iBuzz Two - the iPod sex toy for couples

So many people sit on the bus or in their offices with iPods...oh I wonder..oh I wonder...They live in their own little bubbles and don't talk to anyone..well now they don't need anyone at all..haha. Oh yeah, this is the couple version!
iBuzz
iBuzz Two - the iPod sex toy for couples

As seen on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross iBuzz Two is the "Perfect gift for couples".

The all-new iBuzz Two is the world's first music-activated sex toy for couples.
  • Plug 2 sets of headphones straight in!
  • Twin vibrating bullets for double the fun!
  • Music-activated vibrations
  • 4 pulsing patterns and 11 speeds
  • Skin-safe rabbit stimulator for her
  • Skin-safe cock ring for him
  • Flashing light for fun in the dark!
Available now exclusively at LoveHoney!

Visit the official iBuzz Two Web site now!


What they should do is give out an iTunes coupon for The Divinyls - "I Touch Myself"..though oddly some how the song just no longer seems to fit for an iBuzz made for two.

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